How to blow your nose in Poland

After traveling through Poland, what I found to be the hardest was blowing my nose. Poland has a very strange version of napkins, with no absorption qualities whatsoever. They more resemble small squares of wax-paper. Blowing your nose is fun; the snot slides down the wax-paper, all over your hands, your sleeves, falls onto your plate, into your food, onto the tablecloth. The only clean thing in the end is the ''napkin'', whose extra wax protection has ensured that it's still absolutely spotless after blowing your nose with it.